Top Ten Black Hat Pick Up Lines
It’s that time of year again:
10. How about we go home and validate my input?
9. Your pen testing lab, or mine?
8. Your mouth says, ‘Spam’, but your eyes say, ‘Breach me.’
7. I wrote a special version of Stuxnet designed to make you go nuclear.
6. Care to audit my log file? You’ll be compliant before you know it and I swear there’s no
5. You won’t care about antivirus when you get infected with my Flame.
4. Let’s go someplace private and we can make a bot army.
3. My Low-Orbit-Ion-Canon is available for “up and down” load.
2. Give me your credentials and I’ll show you how privilege escalation REALLY works.
1. I gave Lady Gaga her first SQL injection. She didn’t have a poker face and neither will you.